Investment Plan

I got this forwared to me today from a co-worker...

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With AIG, you would have less than $15.

With Fannie Mae, you would have two dollars and fifty cents.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 cash.

Clearly, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg plan.