Summary of the Democratic Debate

I found this hilarious summary on Democratic Underground of the Democratic Debate in New Hampshire. It pretty much cuts out all of the political talking points and bs and gets to the point.

Here is part of the summary...

Moderator: Terrorists are going to kill everyone. Doesn't this prove you should vote Republican.

Democrats: Yes terrorists are going to kill everyone, but we are better at being big and tough.

Kucinich: Stop being obsessed with 9/11

Gravel: Call on me!

Moderator: Shut up.

Moderator: So Biden you voted to fund the war

Biden: Hell yes, I love war.

Kucinich: We shouldn't fund the war

Biden (thumps chest): WE HAVE TO FUND THE WAR ARAHRAHRAH BAHAHA (drools)

Edwards: I spoke up way more than the rest of 'em

Obama: You're 4 years late buddy

Here is the rest of the post.

For a more detailed summary, check out John Deeth's live blogging of the debate (I believe this is the 3rd liveblog Deeth has done this week, at least this time he could do it from his own couch.).