Calling all Yellow Elephants: Come Get Your Desert Camouflage Hat

Finally, all of those young Republicans that are too scared, just have better things to do, that God has other plans for them, or their parents are too wealthy can now get their own Desert Camouflage Hat, just like the troops wear in Iraq. And they don't even have to enlist. If you order today, you get a free deck of Ronald Reagen playing cards with it!


Here is the chance for all of the Yellow Elephants out there to be just like the troops, (but a lot safter). Chilling on the beach with your friends is just like patrolling the streets of Baghdad.

Since our sons and daughters are fighting overseas, at least someone (besides Halliburton) should be making a buck of it, shouldn't they?

Now in all seriousness, I ask everyone out there (Democrat, Republican, Independent), what are you sacrificing while our soldiers are fighting. What are you doing to make sure they return home safely? During WWII there were victory gardens and today we have yellow ribbons and now hats. A little space on your bumper for that yellow ribbon doesn't cut it.