tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23751890.post875704411333242163..comments2024-01-28T09:27:20.490-06:00Comments on Century of the Common Iowan: How Does California Moving Up their Primary affect Iowa?noneed4thneedhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00722983760373724246noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23751890.post-83269169209846121862007-03-21T10:55:00.000-05:002007-03-21T10:55:00.000-05:00I would like to thank you for your support of the ...I would like to thank you for your support of the Frank Stallone campaign. Frank Stallone is happy you would sign on so early.<BR/><BR/>Frank Stallone will be holding a press conference today in Des Moines to announce yet another major endorsement. (none of this is true of course).<BR/><BR/>It appears as if Mitt Romney's wife will be endorsing Frank Stallone's candidacy. Several factors go into her decision:<BR/>1) Frank's classic Ronald Reagan Republicanism<BR/><BR/>2) his killer dance moves<BR/><BR/>3) his beautiful singing voice and hugely successful recording career<BR/><BR/>4) the fact that Mitt keeps trying to intrude on Frank Stallone's massive fundraisers (once setting a car on fire in the parking lot and firing a gun into the air).<BR/><BR/>5) Frank Stalone's oratory skills and charisma<BR/><BR/>6) she likes a champion<BR/><BR/>7) Frank Stallone is not a big Osmond fan<BR/><BR/>8) His tough stance on terror and immigration<BR/><BR/>Due to the Mormon heritage and Mitt's deep, deep, deep devotion to it, he sleeps in a separate bed and room from his wives. That's right, wives. She is unsure just how many he has.<BR/><BR/>Frank Stallone raised another $850,000 from Iowa donors last night while in Iowa City.<BR/><BR/>(Again, this "thing" you just read is 100% fiction).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com